In the mood for some teen dramas? Time to subscribe to HBO…Max, that is. Wait, what?! Yeah, some bigwigs at WarnerMedia are tone deaf and could use a marketing lesson or two. Meanwhile, you might need a second job if you’re going to subscribe to yet another streaming service. Oh, wait, two jobs mean we won’t have time to watch all this TV! OK, go get yourself another credit card, a second bag of popcorn, and brace yourself for 2020: the year of 2,020 streaming services that cause the world to implode.