We believe snarking can come from a place of love. Many times we mock our favorite shows because we adore them. In some cases we mock them because we enjoy laughing at their unintentional humor, in that they're so bad they're good. In other cases we mock them because deep down we want them to be better, we know they can be better, and we may have even seen them be better in earlier days. We welcome a community of fans who can respect each other's differences in opinion while sharing the ability to snark with love.
Think you know us? You don’t! You don’t, says NBC! ‘Cause we added 10 new characters to our hit show just for kicks.
For ABC vets Jennifer Morrison and Nick Wechsler, sometimes it’s a smart move to latch on to a show that’s already a hit rather than trying to launch something new.
Let’s just hope Emma Swan and Jack Porter don’t get lost in the shuffle as baby mama and baby mama’s baby.
Watch the season 4 trailer of “This Is Us” now. Oops, we mean, “This Is EVERYBODY.”
Merry Christmas, 13 Reasons Why fans! The holidays are here early with the gift of a new character nobody asked for! While the Netflix writers are off having drinks thinking their shit don’t stink, we’re here to set the record straight: season 3 of 13 Reasons Why sucks! No one wants to watch The Redemption of a Rapist, and most of all NOBODY wants to listen to some new girl named Ani (pronounced “Ah-Nee”) narrate the next 13 hours of his/her life…
What’s worse than Ani narrating the entirety of season 3 of 13 Reasons Why? We can’t think of many things, but just imagine if Ani narrated your own life! How boring and cheesy she would make it be, and make no mistake, she’d have some smug know-it-all thoughts about you and who you are.
Ah-Nee is an Oh-No for TV and a hard lesson learned for television writers worldwide: Show; don’t tell. And if you want a new narrator, you need a whole new series. Once you’re on the third season of any series, you can’t expect viewers to care about some nobody character when they’ve already invested 26 hours of their life in the other 2600 characters in your show.
Here’s hoping the scathing reviews of 13 Reasons Why season 3 will set these hack writers straight for the fourth and final season. But seeing as how they’re already filming season 4, that’s quite the long shot…
Ah, well, there’s always hate-watching and drinking games every time Ah-Nee interrupts a scene with her cheesy, smugtastic dialogue! Settle in, kids, because this is gonna be a looooooooooooong season!
It’s been 7 1/4 years since CW’s biggest cancellation mistake EVER—and we’re still not over it! If you’re still wiping your wounds from Ringer’s premature cancellation, Sarah Michelle Gellar hears you. She’s finally, maybe, hopefully coming back to television?
That is, if her latest pilot effort gets picked up! Cruel Intentions never made it to air in its revamped television serial format, but maybe Other People’s Houses can? After all, it’s got the cancellation-cursed Ringer writers behind it! Plus, an NBC musical producer is teaming up with SMG for the production! In what’s been nearly a decade that we’ve waited for the reunion of Bridget and Siobhan, might we see them reuniting in…song AND dance?!?
We fantasize about a far more fantastical plot than what we’ll likely get, plus we share the very vague, most likely more boring plotline that Other People’s Houses will actually offer.
…and in case you forgot: Siobhan’s alive!?!?
Have you been waiting for Emily VanCamp to sink her teeth into a meatier role again? If you’ve been waiting with bated breath, ya better call Nurse Nic because you’re going to need some oxygen!
FOX just dropped its season 3 trailer for The Resident, and despite the trailer showing the hospital BLOWING UP IN FLAMES, VanCamp ain’t exiting the building any time soon.
What we do get: a beautifully shot scene of Emily weeping…in a field of flowers! She may be laughing all the way to the bank, but we’ll pretend she’s really weeping for her post-Revenge career that sees her playing none other than her favorite role of…THE GIRLFRIEND.
Are you a staunch feminist who still loved Desperate Housewives? If you were able to get past the name of Marc Cherry’s most famous show, you might not want to look the other way with his newest endeavor: Why Women Kill. Branded as a “dark comedy,” there isn’t anything particularly dark or funny about the premiere of this new CBS All Access series.
You know what’s dark and funny though? That you have to pay $9.99/month for CBS All Access to watch a show that retells stories we’ve all heard before:
Husband cheats on the doting housewife with the hot blonde at the diner! Check.
Closeted husband cheats with the gay cater-waiter? Check.
Feminists are black, shrill, bisexual polygamists who get bossy with the construction workers revamping their home! Check, check and more checks!!!
Really, the worst part about Why Women Kill is it’s not funny enough to fare as fun summer fare, but it’s not deep or dark enough to tell us anything original. In the “peak” television era of 38490380598430989848 streaming shows, the worst thing you can be is…well, mediocre.
Do you need a million little reasons not to watch season 2 of ABC’s A Million Little Things? Here’s at least one…ABC just ordered two extra episodes for season 2, bringing us to a grand total of 19 episodes for the sophomore season. That’s 19 hours of dragged-out time-wasting for another mystery that flatlines in the season finale!
Season 1 teased viewers all season long with intriguing characters like Ashley, Jeri and the infamous Barbara Morgan, even bringing in the likes of Constance Zimmer, all for a big-bunch-of-nothingness reveal in the finale that had nothing to do with anything but a tragically/offensively poor use of 9/11. Let’s not even discuss how Barbara Morgan ended up being…the DUMBEST PERSON/LAMEST MYSTERY EVER! …With letdowns like these, do you really need a million more reasons not to watch season 2?!? (If you're still conflicted, just know that ABC is trying *extra hard* with a season 2 teaser promo that features...season 1 footage!)
Carrie Mathison’s trapped in a Russian gulag! She doesn’t remember $h!t about what’s gone down in Homeland over the past seven seasons/nine years! The question is…do you? Better yet, will you still remember anything by the time Showtime finally airs the final season? We share our thoughts to tide you over for the next 40 years while you’re waiting. PLUS: Find out how you can rewatch this series for three weeks free of charge (Yes, you can get around Showtime’s stingy one-week free trial.) Save money AND skimp on (or possibly get more) sleep! (You’re probably going to slip into a coma if you dare try to blast your way through 96 episodes of this bumpy, uneven, slow-building series.)
Ready for a 13 Reasons Why/Pretty Little Liars/How to Get Away with Murder mashup? Netflix sure hopes so. The streaming giant also hopes you don’t mind if it cancels the show too. We have all the deets on the long-awaited season 3 release, the season 4 renewal, the ending/cancellation of the series, PLUS a new trailer and all the writers’ truly EPIC plans, which include ghost sex, ghost revenge, the ghost[ing] of certain cast members, and the big P-L-A-N-S for the final closing shot of the series, which Netflix plans to re-edit after riots break out amongst concerned parents and religious zealots alike. Whether you stream it or skip it, now’s your chance to get the inside scoop!
Have you seen CW’s least-watched new series In the Dark? Let’s get real; we know you haven’t. We did the legwork for you to determine whether this series is worth your time. Surprisingly, being drunk, blind and slutty aren’t a totally disastrous combination, especially if you like cute dogs named Pretzel.
Searching for your next television high? In a cesspool “peak” TV era of boredom, more boredom, and lows aplenty, we take an uncharacteristic break from sarcasm to take an honest look at HBO’s “honest” new series Euphoria. The show may not be for everyone, but it does have something to say, and it does so with a certain importance and deliberateness all while engrossing the viewer in a sea of gripping and beautiful cinematographic choices. For once, we’re not watching a handmaid caress burning walls just so the cinematographers can masturbate to their *skillz* (see: Hulu’s The Handmaid’s Tale).
How many times can a show recast one of its leading ladies whilst escaping cancellation? CW’s Dynasty begs to find out. This fall, meet version THREE of Cristal Flores/Jennings/Carrington in a real-life recast twist so ridiculous that the scoop behind the show is more interesting than the fiction itself. We’re anxiously awaiting the tell-all book from one of the now-four main cast members who’ve departed the show. Until then, we’ll dream up all possible scenarios of what’s really going on behind the scenes at CW’s ratings-challenged soap…
Sick of superhero shows? Here’s one to warm your cold, cold, cynical heart. In the new Amazon series, also based on a comic, superheroes abuse their powers, as they most likely would, in the worst possible ways. If you’ve ever dreamed of a superhero “accidentally” murdering the love of your life while flashing his way down the street at lightning speed, this show might be for you. If not, you can still watch for Chace Crawford’s butt.
Just how many ugly faces can “Superhero” June/Offred/Ofjoseph make? Are you even going to stick around to find out? Don’t look now, but Hulu just renewed its once-beloved, now-farcical series for season 4. Praise be?
We’re getting some designated déjà vu. Designated Survivor is canceled. Heard this one before? Yes. Yes, you have. After fixing (almost) everything wrong with the muddled ABC series, Netflix says the joke’s on you by canceling the series all over again! But never fear, new episodes are available every Monday with a whole new cast in another language!
Who’s down for another season of world’s worst family featuring sexy grandma Smurf and trashy, coke-loving girlfriend Nicky?!? TNT doesn’t care if its ratings are crap; they’re signing us up for more, more, more Animal Kingdom…because, well, even grandmas need money!
In the mood for some teen dramas? Time to subscribe to HBO…Max, that is. Wait, what?! Yeah, some bigwigs at WarnerMedia are tone deaf and could use a marketing lesson or two. Meanwhile, you might need a second job if you’re going to subscribe to yet another streaming service. Oh, wait, two jobs mean we won’t have time to watch all this TV! OK, go get yourself another credit card, a second bag of popcorn, and brace yourself for 2020: the year of 2,020 streaming services that cause the world to implode.
The Emmy nominations are in…and, well, we don’t want to bore you with all the details, so let’s get right to what could have been: The SnEmmys! (The Snarky Emmys), which award television for all the (unintentional) laughter it provides!
Is your Fourth of July sucking? Cheer up! The Revenge cast recently got back together for a day by the pool. Check out all the pics and get the major feels. Plus: Read the exclusive transcript between those in attendance and find out who didn’t get an invite…
Fox may have passed on the series, but Netflix demands: Victoria Grayson must break into song! We recap the last three years’ worth of post-Revenge disappointments, and we take a look at the very, very few details available for the upcoming musical drama starring Madeleine Stowe.
After enduring a week’s worth of scandalous backstage drama (which we recap in this article in the most hilarious of ways), Famous in Love is officially canceled! Freeform’s longest running series is now…the one-year-old The Bold Type? Next up: Freeform cancels Freeform!
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